operator:911 please hold me: k, can u stop stabbing me a sec, on hold murderer: oh, k *awkward silence* me: so uhh… coffee? murderer: sure thanks *sipping coffee* Me: so uhh, I hear they’re building a new Wal-Mart in the town murderer: oh really? me: yeah operator: thank you for holding *both jump up and continue* me: AAAAAAAHHHHH HELP I’M BEING STABBED!
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